Barstool Tee Sizing Breakdown for Stoolies
Stoolies know the drill - you need a tee that fits like it was made for pounding beers at the tailgate without riding up or hanging like a tent. Barstool tees run true to size for most, but with that premium cotton blend, they hug the shoulders right and drape over the gut from too many One Bite reviews. We've tested these on real fans from Philly to Foxborough, and the consensus is clear: size up if you're built like a lineman who lives on wings and IPAs.
Here's the nitty-gritty chest and length measurements in inches. Grab a tape - not that floppy one from your junk drawer - and measure under your pits for chest, then shoulder to hem for length.
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve | | --- | - - - -| --- | - - - - | | S | 34-36 | 28 | 8 | | M | 38-40 | 29 | 8.25 | | L | 42-44 | 30 | 8.5 | | XL | 46-48 | 31 | 8.75 | | 2XL | 50-52 | 32 | 9 | | 3XL | 54-56 | 33 | 9.25 |
Pro Stoolies swear by the medium for that athletic taper - keeps the logo popping without muffin-topping your sides. If you're layering under a hoodie for cold stadium nights, stick to your usual. Keep the streak alive by nailing this first time.
Athletic builds? Go true. Dad bods from endless pizza tours? Size up half for comfort. We've seen too many regrets from guys squeezing into smalls thinking they'll shrink into Dave-level abs.
Hoodie and Sweatshirt Fit Essentials
Hoodies are Barstool's armor for game days - thick fleece that blocks wind but doesn't make you sweat like a rookie in OT. These run a touch roomy in the body for throwing on jerseys or stuffing pizza boxes in the pocket. Stoolies with broader frames love the drop-shoulder design; it flatters without squeezing traps built from keg stands.
Crewnecks and pullover hoodies share the same chart - measure chest same as tees, but add arm length from shoulder seam to cuff. Length hits mid-hip for most, perfect for untucked bar hops.
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve | | --- | - - - -| --- | - - - - | | S | 36-38 | 27 | 25 | | M | 40-42 | 28 | 25.5 | | L | 44-46 | 29 | 26 | | XL | 48-50 | 30 | 26.5 | | 2XL | 52-54 | 31 | 27 | | 3XL | 56-58 | 32 | 27.5 |
Zip-ups fit snugger at the waist - ideal for guys chasing that V-taper. Full zips? Size down if you like it fitted over tees. Fans report the 3XL hoodie swallowing Big Cat whole, but it's gold for group photos where everyone's repping Barstool merch.
Wash cold, air dry - these bad boys hold shape better than your ex's promises. Shrinkage is minimal, under 5%, so no excuses for ordering wrong.
Hat Sizing - Snapbacks vs Dad Hats
Hats are the easiest win, but screw it up and you're that guy with a lid floating like a halo. Snapbacks adjust 6 7/8 to 7 5/8 - one size rules most melons from Stoolie interns to Portnoy's dome. Strap it tight but not vice-grip; should sit a finger above your brow.
Dad hats? Unstructured crowns run small-medium (7 - 7 1/2), medium-large (7 1/4 - 7 5/8). These flex-fit with elastic - no snaps, just stretch. Measure your head circumference above ears: under 22 inches? Small-med. 22-23.5? Med-large. Over? Snapback or bust.
| Hat Type | Adjustable Range | Fits Head (inches) | | --- | - - - - - - - - - | --- | | Snapbacks | Yes (snap) | 21.5 - 24 | | Dad Hats | Flex-fit | 21 - 23.5 (S/M) | | | | 22.5 - 24 (M/L) |
Snapbacks crush for structured looks - pair with tees for that street-team vibe. Dad hats slouch perfect over hoodies, hiding bedhead from late-night pods. Stoolies keep multiples; rotate to keep the streak alive. Check the Barstool store for fresh drops.
Curve matters - flat brims for city struts, curved for fields. No sizing fails here if you measure head-on.
Pro Tips to Measure and Avoid Sizing Fails
First rule: wear what you'd layer under - boxers for tees, base layer for hoodies. Stand straight, no flexing like a 'roided influencer. Chest: arms down, tape snug under pits. Waist: natural line. Use a soft tape or string - apps lie.
Body type hacks - ectomorphs (skinny Stoolies)? True size. Mesomorphs (gym rats)? True or down half. Endomorphs (pizza warriors)? Up half or full. We've fitted thousands; beer bellies need torso room, not arm squeeze.
Compare to your favorite tee - lay it flat, measure seam to seam x2 for chest. Online pics deceive; models are twigs. User pics on product pages tell truth - scroll reviews for real Stoolie guts.
Last: order from the Barstool shop, rock it tailgate-style. Questions? Hit the contact form. Keep the streak alive, order right.
Ready to gear up? Swing by the Barstool Sports Shop and grab your fit.